Master Of Espionage Gifts

"I like that new chap Jenkins. Seems to be a good listener."

'We've decided to store your dynamite above your faulty wiring, so don't let any secret agents get near it.'

"No, I didn't ask you to eat it because it's top secret. I just can't find my waste paper bin."

"Bond James, Bond."

Barks in code.

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

'She'll never look for me here.'

'More government surveillance!'

"Ok, I found a secure line."

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

Do you have a phone with recording capabilities? I want to be able to carry a wire when I meet with my boss.

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."

He kept pretending he was going to work when he was just running errands.

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

'I'm counter - intelligence'

"With the fortune we have spent in technology, informers and spies around the world, how is it possible that you still haven't found where the heck is Wally?"

A kid squirting gunk from an umbrella.

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

'Somebody close the window. Those pesky drones are getting in.'