Master Of Chores Mugs

'ONLINE PROJECT! - I'll give you an online project.'

Face painting.

"I really miss being in a committed relationship, Randy." "Which part do you miss most?" "Having someone disagree with you over what you're going to eat, or over what TV shows you're going to watch? Or do you miss having to account for how you spend your time? Or having to explain why you bought yourself something awesome without first getting permission?" "Mostly I miss the back rubs. They don't ask you to wash the dishes first at massage parlors."

When laundry ruled the waves.

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

'He's not here right now. He's out pumping iron.'

'Ah, the Bermuda Rectangle for files.'

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

'Whenever Mat gets a little over-confident, I tell him to try to fold a fitted bed sheet.'

'Happy now?'

'This is my natural habitat.'

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

"You realize one of us is not coming back."

Giraffe holding up the washing line.

Untidy bedroom

"Namaste."

The life-changing magic of shoving everything into a huge Hefty bag and leaving it for somebody else to deal with.

Thanksgiving.

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

Romance over the Irons

'You know, if you cleaned the litter box more often, you wouldn't have to wear the hazmat suit.'

"Iron Man! Thank heaven you’ve come!"

Irritable gentleman disturbed by a bluebottle

'Nice to meet you... And I don't use that phrase lightly.'

"In recognition of Jim's achievements during his long career with the company, we've put together this hilarious twenty minute gag reel..."

Man with Ironing burns on shirt - "How are things going at home Robert?"

'That's it boy! Find the floor!'

Man throwing food on floor in the excitement of a goal

'You heard! There's no way I'm cooking for you!'