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'Only way I could get him to come was to tell him it was massage therapy.'

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

Spa

"I really miss being in a committed relationship, Randy." "Which part do you miss most?" "Having someone disagree with you over what you're going to eat, or over what TV shows you're going to watch? Or do you miss having to account for how you spend your time? Or having to explain why you bought yourself something awesome without first getting permission?" "Mostly I miss the back rubs. They don't ask you to wash the dishes first at massage parlors."

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Hot Pie Therapy

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

Couples Massage: "Did you remember the body oil?"

The Cat Spa

'Nobody minds if I take the ocean view suite with complimentary champagne and Sven, the in-room Swedish masseur, do they?'

'When are you going to learn to relax?'

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

'Mona Lisa, would it make you happy if I gave you a foot massage every night?'

Planned service changes

'Money isn't making you happy? Okay, I'll raise my rate, and we'll see how that works for you.'

Ultimately, the teachers union agreed to a lesser pay increase in exchange for a full-time massage therapist in the faculty lounge.

"Hey - I'd write a book, too, if I could find the time."

'I have to admit I was skeptical at first, but their hooves are magical, Magical, I say!'

"You're incredibly tight."

Spa Dog

'I also offer massage therapy.'

Luigi's Career Change From Pizza Shop Owner to Masseuse Goes Smoothly...

'We do not do belly rubs, if that's what you are looking for.'

Deep tissue massage.

"Fit the reality to our statistics!"

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

Couples Massage

'Why is the jacuzzi full of grapes?'

Flo discovered that one of the perks of cancer was that even reluctant friends were willing to give her foot massages,

'Shouldn't you be somewhere clawing yourself to the top, or something?'

"I still say you're spoiling that dog!"

"Shoulder work ahead"

Odd Spas

"Well, that's that, Henry. Let's go over to the Four Seasons and towel off."

"You're carrying a lot of pretension in your back."