Masquerade Party Gifts

"I told you everyone would come as a bull or a bear..."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

'One eye of newt or two?'

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

"You two seem oddly suited."

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

Masquerade

Un ballo in maschera

Tiger Costume

The Bearskin Hat Family

Snail Man

'David when we said we would like you to be a role model for us. . .'

Guy dressed as an ostrich at a fancy dress party. Lump in birds throat like a real bird.

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

One Size Fits All.

"I've got the creepiest costume for Halloween! It's an alien-like creature with hypnotic powers...that'll suck your brains out and turn you into a mindless zombie!"

Honey Costume

"Didn't anyone tell you it was a masked ball?

Masquerade

"Jeepers creepers! It's Madonna, but it's you, too, Margaret."

Costume Party.

'Let me guess - a toastmaster?'

A Masked Ball

The rest of the herd were not amused.

Masked Ball

Lion Costume

Easter Bunny