Masking Satirist T-Shirts

"It's hard to breath wearing a mask."

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"You're fired."

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

Torturing the English Language

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

Trump pardons

UK border controls relaxed.

"The good news is that we do have a little wiggle room."

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

No-Work Orange

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

Ghostwriting the Bible

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

CIA report

"Actually, it's more like a mouse race."

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

Sock Puppet in Literature

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

The Proust of Twitter

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

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Non-Creative Writing, Also Known as Plagiarism 101.

"Hell, George - they even miss ME!"

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

"Hey...look...I'm prepared to admit that I might have been wrong, but...I think it's time to draw a line under it... and y'know...move on..."