Masked Ball Enthusiast T-Shirts

Masked intruder

Masked Ball 2020

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

The Cougher

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

We have the right to refuse service to those not wearing a mask.

"Dammit Harold, you know I hate that mask!"

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

it's back to school time, Frank. I think I have everything I need. I have a new backpack, pens, pencils, erasers, notebooks and, of course, a mask. We don't need those anymore. Speak for yourself. Zzzzzzz.

"They're being very good. They're playing superheroes!"

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

"I find wearing a mask helps."

Don't have a hot flush....

Disco Dancing

A Masked Ball

Covid-19, Mask Up

'How about this for the masked ball?'

"This time I'm really, really going to throw it."

Tribal masks.

"I hope this thing doesn't spiral out of control."

Squeal like a pig!

"Love means never having to say 'put your damn mask on!'"

"Why don't I start you off with the contact information of everyone who's read those menus over the last 14 days?"

Mandatory mask use

Bureaucrat

I'm not fighting you until you show me your mask.

I've been having very strange dreams lately, but they're no match for how bizarre waking hours life has seemed.

When dogs appear to be deep in thought.

Mime Today / The Before Mime

Theater on meds

"Frank, is that you?"

Masks to buy while buying embarrassing products.

"I don't think that's what they meant about wearing a mask."

The 12 Days of Covidmas

"Well Doctor, I thought if a placebo works, this might as well..."