Mask Monitor Gifts

"Put your mask on!!"

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

The Cougher

I'm not good with names but never forget a face. Of course, that's not very useful right now.

The new normal

Do it! Go into the woods alone!...

'Don't you try those cheap scare tactics with me, Rendleman!'

We have the right to refuse service to those not wearing a mask.

Tragedy, Comedy & Selfie.

Tragedy/Schadenfreude

"Dammit Harold, you know I hate that mask!"

Opera singer singing to her partner who is wearing a gas mask on due to her bad breath.

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

Tragedy, Comedy, 'Dramedy'

"They were built during a pandemic."

'The mask?... Oh, I always try to obscure my face a little, at parties. Just to give the other guys a fighting chance.'

"I find wearing a mask helps."

Don't have a hot flush....

Tragedy! When the feeling's gone and you can't go on.

"I realize your steak was tough but you didn't have to make such a stink about it."

Face Mask Romance

Batman - Face ID

Masquerade

'Hand these out to the workforce.'

Louisiana Mask Mandate

A Masked Ball

"Love means never having to say 'put your damn mask on!'"

"Hey, Zorro! You forgot your mask."

'What is it, Gassy? Is Timmy in trouble?'

"One fine day my son, all this will be yours."

"Why don't I start you off with the contact information of everyone who's read those menus over the last 14 days?"

"No more Dr Nice guy"

Cat Mask