Mask Debater Gifts

To Mask Or Not To Mask

Ce n'est pas un masque

"I love not needing to floss and I hate being forced to smell my own breath."

To mask or not to mask, that is the question.

Never Trust Anyone Under Thirty

"You have to use this! It's the law!"

Stop Covid-19

"To use or not to use the mask that is the question?"

Dialogue

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

Trappist Monk Discord

Changing Minds

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

"Now that's a win."

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

Netanyahu versus Gantz

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'

'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

"In this one, references to everything have been deleted."

Crooked Hillary... Pig... Sad!... Not a Ten!...

"If I vote my conscience, it's Sanders. If I vote my pocketbook, it's Trump. If I vote my emotions, it's Hillary. If I vote my anger, it's Cruz..."

Like Minded

And now, for a rebuttal.

"Well, by that logic no one would ever shave a clock onto a monkey."

The last word.

Global warming debate.

"When I was a teenager 'Saturday Night Live' had Mike Myers, Chris Farley, Phil Hartman..."

Approved Debate Questions

Janus 2021

"If they shorten political campaigns, what will we do for entertainment?"