Mask Aversionist Pillows

"I never trusted a man who wears a mask."

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

The Cougher

We have the right to refuse service to those not wearing a mask.

it's back to school time, Frank. I think I have everything I need. I have a new backpack, pens, pencils, erasers, notebooks and, of course, a mask. We don't need those anymore. Speak for yourself. Zzzzzzz.

"Dammit Harold, you know I hate that mask!"

"They're being very good. They're playing superheroes!"

"He looks so much like his dad."

"I find wearing a mask helps."

Don't have a hot flush....

"You are clever George, how did you recognise your secretary?"

Louisiana Mask Mandate

"Why don't I start you off with the contact information of everyone who's read those menus over the last 14 days?"

Tribal masks.

"Love means never having to say 'put your damn mask on!'"

Squeal like a pig!

Covid-19, Mask Up

Dog wearing gas mask brings slippers to his owner.

Mandatory mask use

I've been having very strange dreams lately, but they're no match for how bizarre waking hours life has seemed.

Together we defeat the Pandemic

Mime Today / The Before Mime

I'm not fighting you until you show me your mask.

"I don't think that's what they meant about wearing a mask."

"Frank, is that you?"

Bureaucrat

Theater on meds

Masks to buy while buying embarrassing products.

Masky Christmas!

"Well Doctor, I thought if a placebo works, this might as well..."

Quarandating.

"Okay - which one of us is talking now?"

"I'm wearing it wrong?"

"Which one?"