Martial Arts Movie Buff Prints

'Him...? Oh, that's the Carrotty Kid...'

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"Bond James, Bond."

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

James Bond in a Snow Globe

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Benedict Cumberbatch

Director/Action Man toy.

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

Herman Mankiewicz

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

Overjumpers

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

No-Work Orange

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

Leslie Caron.

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"Hi-yah!"

Cut!

Stand-up Romcom

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

Albert & Myra - The End Story

Silence of the Chickens...