Marsupial Mastermind Prints

Smart Kangaroos

'With my parents out of the house, I can finally start my long awaited mural project.'

'Oh, believe me -- you don't want to hear it in layman's terms!'

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

"That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again."

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

"Mmm, processed food. Just like mom used to microwave."

'Done! We're now on Santa's 'nice' list.'

Eager to pull a prank on his chiropractor, Dennis taped a bag of potato chips to the small of his back.

Zoo. Marsupials. What's the difference between a possum and an opossum? The opossum is an Irish possum.

"I want you to leave here today with a message of joy!..."

The World's Most Evil Mastermind (and a man sitting in a chair).

"Do you have any spaces open in your daycare?"

'Ok, so you smelled gas and then you ... wait a minute! You're a family of opossums?'

"Hey Neil, I've got an idea - let's really freak everyone out and tell them you're quitting physics to become my new co-Pope."

Tetracycline: Bicycle built for 4 organisms.'

'The curious incident of the dig in the night-gown.'

The Friendly Antipodes

"I wasn't just talking in class, I was networking."

If you keep sitting on your paintings, you're going to become an impressionist!

"No. You can't move back in."

Fort

'I told you not to do that. Now put it back.'

"How about this? The story of a little reindeer whose exclusion from reindeer games led to the study of math and science, enabling him to develop levitation tech and thus eliminate the need for flying reindeers, thereby consigning his early tormentors to

"To save time, Dr. Nuclear, we ask that you stop following every correct answer with a bout of maniacal laughter."

"I called shotgun."

"I swear! As soon as she saw me, she jumped onto a chair and started screaming! It was hilarious..."

"I have mess recognition. I show my messy room and my phone knows it has to be me."

"They say you're good with forgeries?"

I'm the nanny.

'I got to get home quick to hack the principal's email to my dad.'

'Looked fine with one head. Besides, two heads are better than one is such a cliche.'

"Finish your homework first, then you can hack into Trump's tax returns."

"Now the tricky part: getting the original out of the frame and getting mine into it."

"My little Johnny stays with his dad at weekends."