Marshmallow Muncher Mugs

Firemen rush into burning building, one at back is preparing to toast marshmallows.

The Sacrificial Peep

'Get the kind with the little marshmallows.'

Dragon toasts marshmallows

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Marshmallows

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

Harsh Mellows.

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

"My calculations are complete. We could toast 12,000 marshmallows every day for every person on earth for 36,000 years with one solar flare."

'The Torch Holder'.

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

"I don't know, maybe I'm just being mallowdramatic."

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

The lesser known active volcanoes.

"Really? You mean you’ve never smoked a joint?"

The Burning Bush: How God convinced Moses to Lead His people a.k.a. the origin of s'mores.

1% Cereal: Now with marshmallow dollar signs.

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

"He must be a pro. He's got his own stick."

Babies who Lunch.

Emergency box in woods contains supplies for a campfire.

Marshmallow Roast

"First beach?"

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.

"I can do this all day, marshmallow. I have a bright life ahead of me. You, on the other hand... I'm not so sure."

Zombie scout issues

"We're nearing The Sun, we're about to get out the marshmellows."

"Fortunately for Moses, he always carried a bag of marshmallows."

"We don't need airbags, I filled the car with marshmallows."

Melting snowman roasting marshmallow on open fire.

"When life gave him lemons, he always made lemonade!"

"I wish we had marshmallows."