Married Partner T-Shirts

(I'm tasting berries with deep earth overtones and a definite hint of almond) (That would be the Cyanide.)

"I never take no for an answer. As a result, I've been married 27 times."

"I'm not listening to any radio program. I'm listening to my wife!"

"Times like this I'm glad I don't have nine lives."

"You're such a know-it-all, I don't even know what you and I have in common."

'Stop feeling sorry for yourself! Start feeling sorry for me.'

"But you know what they say, dear - if you love someone, let yourself go."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Shepherd and eurydice

'I sent out for everything.'

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

Come dine with me!

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"Ahhh... close enough."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

You're my Mona Lisa.

Larry's used art

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

The Busy Gardener

Polly txt speak

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

Police Feline Unit

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.