Marriage Law Mugs

Start the day with a smile with our marriage law-themed mugs, featuring witty legal puns and humorous takes on matrimonial agreements—perfect for lawyers or law buffs with a sense of humor.

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"No, but I do thing there should be a law against no-sex marriage."

"No, but I do thing there should be a law against no-sex marriage." mockup

"No, but I do thing there should be a law against no-sex marriage."

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Trial by Media

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"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?" mockup

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

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"You're fired."

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The Anti-Agent

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"Good boy."

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Lynching on social media

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The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution mockup

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

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'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?' mockup

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

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Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it! mockup

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

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"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits." mockup

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

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'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.' mockup

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

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Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!' mockup

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

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''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....' mockup

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

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"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger." mockup

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

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'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.'

'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.' mockup

'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.'

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Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy. mockup

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

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'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.' mockup

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

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US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out. mockup

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

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"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?"

"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?" mockup

"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?"

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Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA. mockup

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

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"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything." mockup

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

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"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'." mockup

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

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"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys." mockup

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

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"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year." mockup

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

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'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.' mockup

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

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"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style." mockup

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

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'Oh my God. I love it!'

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'The iceman cometh too soon!'

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"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor." mockup

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

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Ban on Free Speech

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'I've decided to step down as your CEO in order to spend more time in jail...'

'I've decided to step down as your CEO in order to spend more time in jail...' mockup

'I've decided to step down as your CEO in order to spend more time in jail...'

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Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

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'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.' mockup

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

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Marriage Law Mugs Collection

Marriage Law Pillows

Bring humor into your home with our marriage law pillows, featuring playful quotes and designs that celebrate the legal side of love.

Marriage Law Prints

Browse our marriage law prints for a charming and witty decor statement—ideal for law offices, homes, or wedding gifts.

Marriage Law T-Shirts

Discover our marriage law t-shirts, where humor meets legal expertise—great for law students, lawyers, or anyone who enjoys a clever twist on love and law.