Marmosets Pillows

After animal control came and took all of her cats, Edna would henceforth become known as the crazy pygmy marmoset lady.

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

A man washing a mascot costume

Lovers' leap with chaperone observation point.

'The cool thing about being a kangaroo is that I can actually watch my baby grow...'

'They say you have to drink 4 times as much merlot as pinot noir to get the same level of anti-oxidants. Isn't that just too, too bad?'

"That's our new church mascot."

How's the new one?

"Hop in Joey, it's bath time."

"How do you think it went?!"

The Thurston State Hornets make their entry onto the field.

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

"It's all about teamwork. We even have our own mascot."

"Why do you always wear pants?"

"Flippin' eck Mandy, don't your parents ever go to bed?"

"I hate when this happens."

Mr Met

'Your mum says it's okay for you to sleep over in my pouch.'

"Yes we need it back. The team fired you, not Sharky."

No poking doughboy

"Kate! Long time, no sniff!"

'Where it asks, 'head of household'. . . who is it. . . you or Marmaduke?'

'What's the name of our new mascot again?' 'Mopey.'

'Journey of self-discovery' Dog realizes he can make his leg move when he scratches.

'Thanks for babysitting Jim: Joey should feel right at home...'

'He grew on me and he's been watering himself ever since!'

"No. You can't move back in."

"Good news is we killed the vampire. Bad news is he was actually our beloved town hero, Mosquito Man."

"Can this wait? I'll never live it down if my staff sees you henpecking me."

'It gets to the point where fans don't respond the way they used to. You need an edge, something more...' Cougar Charlie goes public about his long-standing battle with drugs.

Yet anoher prehistoric mammal is covered up by the La Brea Tarp - never to be seen again.

Kangaroo to other: 'I dropped three pounds once I got rid of all the lint buildup.'

'Don't worry...that's our mascot'