Marketing Strategy Buff Mugs

'That part about the quantum convinced me!'

'These adverts are designed to give people headaches.'

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

"We need to reset our fiscal compass to the changing business horizon."

'Asynchronous, collaborative, interactive - we're obviously on a roll.'

Voice coming from wooden horse: 'Quiet Fanshaw! If this hostile take-over bid is going to work we've got to get right inside the boardroom.'

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

'Kroft, Kroft, Kroft...to thine own demographic be true!'

"He thought this would illustrate the company hierarchy more clearly than the organizational chart."

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

Maybe it's now time to review our customer care strategy!"

'It's come to my notice, Simpson, that YOU'RE the glitch in the system.'

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

'Remember, my door is always open Higgins, just be careful of the trap door.'

"We're always excited to hear from analysts who are bullish on the market."

'I hope you made the prospect say no three times before you gave up.'

"Post holiday sales look similar to the crater that killed the dinosaurs."

Brick Salesman

"...and, if your idea is so imaginative, innovative and original, why aren't our competitors doing it?"

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

"In every situation, an executive has to decide whether to lead by consensus, charisma or cattle prod. Trust me... it's not always this easy!"

'A hostile takeover just wasn't feasible, so we agreed to a hostile merger.'

"I hear you have been split testing our online advertising campaign. I haven't got a clue what that is but stop it now."

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."

'Now watch our sales increase.'

"I'm not sure cuteness counts as a core competency? but hey if it gets hits, you're on."

"Look at them over there, looking all smug with their clients and accounts and stuff."

'Lucky for us, there's a sucker born every minute.'

'Unfortunately, we were a little off-target again this quarter.'