Marketing Strategists Pillows

'Now watch our sales increase.'

"Did you hear that marketing wants us to move into 'compressed liquids' next?"

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

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"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.

'Got to admit,as far as mission statements go, it's pretty damn bold.'

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

Networking

'I think I know what the problem is!'

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

'Kroft, Kroft, Kroft...to thine own demographic be true!'

"Remember Mr. Cockbundle is not just a 'customer', he is an important source of valuable and readily marketable data."

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

Hedge fund sharks attacking 'The Markets' ship.

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

Maybe it's now time to review our customer care strategy!"

'Remember, Henson; we're not here to hobnob - we're here to schmooze.'

"When we changed the company name, the stocks went through the roof!"

At the mobile tracking test lab.

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

Aggressive growth fund loses money shorting gold.

"The news is so fake, the ads are beginning to look honest."

"Everybody should live in a market economy. It's terrific."

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"Nobody is to blame until we pick someone."

"I hate it when they put kittens in the impulse buying section."

"This is what we call a 'customer', or more accurately a 'potential profit centre.'"

'We have to go global since nobody around here will buy our product.'

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."