"I've finally reached the age when the advertising people leave me alone!"
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I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me
'As I see it, our choices are 'no' and 'hell no'.'
Fear of news.
"I know he's funny, boy, but he’s also the president of the United States."
State Budget.
What if Huckabee Were a Fundamentalist Hindu?
"This just in — I no longer have a job."
Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.
Pizza Special: 5 Pizzas for $50 (Limit 4).
"On the one hand, I'm glad they're cutting the school year short...on the other hand..."
"I've been wondering if there isn't some way we could capitalize on the cat craze."
Yanis Varoufakis and Wolfgang Schauble
"That's not how we go about filling a C.E.O. position."
"Wow! Good news - the line is getting shorter!"
"We can't be assailed and we can't be blackmailed... can't be derailed and will not be curtailed... competition will fail... cause we're too big to nail... oh, yeah!"
"I beg your pardon," said Alice, "but which of you is the Democrat?"
"People think the government has a bottomless pit of money....but sometimes we have to make sacrifices!"
Vote. The candidates are a lot like us --- they have programmed answers for the FAQ's.
"...But then it turned out there weren't any WMDs on the moon after all."
"Please feel free to browse."
'That's a very good question - Are you trying to make trouble?'
'Okay, maybe I was defeated for re-election, but at least I beat the point spread!'
"They heard about the 'Party Hearty' legislation."
Facebook in Crisis
Nicolas Maduro
Peace at last !
Austerity Egg Hunt.
Town Hall Meeting.
Cornucopia of guns
"It's not your imagination. You are seeing Nixon everywhere."
"That last applicant showed real promise. Did you notice the way he mumbled all through the interview?"
"Great! Another contribution to the man shortage."
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Man Wrapped In Film
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