Marketing Meme Maker T-Shirts

'Advertisers target everyone except me.'

Polly txt speak

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

Moses separating his Laundry.

Moses on the web

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

"OMG, LOL!"

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

Weird things I do because of the internet

"Honey, I don't want to hide anything from you. I collect pictures of cats in my spare time."

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

"I didn't say my dog ate my homework. I said Russian bots ate my homework."

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

Leonardo Da Vinci paints a selfie

Sistine Selfie

"Tinnitus?"

"That's the trouble with cute kittens - they attract a lot of traffic."

"He really hates all the fake news!!"

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

"Should we take pics of our feed for Instagram?"

"Can you take a video of me attacking the garbage so I can post it on Instagram?"

'I hate it when I have to talk on my phone.'

"My instagram feed is basically people, dog food, and tennis balls."

Dinosaur Group Think

American Gothic Selfie

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

'We hoped you'd respond more enthusiastically to our incentive program.'

'Item 56(B), we need to schedule a series of meetings to discuss whether we should have a meeting to look at whether we're having too many meetings!'

"It's a battle of wills - I'm refusing to do anything for his 'funny cat videos' web page."

"Go on in—he's expecting you."

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

A cat spells out Google in its litter box.

Hall of Fake Presidents

Obama II

'Tweet me when I'm flagged...hashtag 'drunk'.'