Marketing Meme Maker T-Shirts

'Advertisers target everyone except me.'

Polly txt speak

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

Moses on the web

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

"OMG, LOL!"

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

Weird things I do because of the internet

"Honey, I don't want to hide anything from you. I collect pictures of cats in my spare time."

"I didn't say my dog ate my homework. I said Russian bots ate my homework."

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

Leonardo Da Vinci paints a selfie

"Tinnitus?"

Sistine Selfie

"He really hates all the fake news!!"

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

"My instagram feed is basically people, dog food, and tennis balls."

"Should we take pics of our feed for Instagram?"

'I hate it when I have to talk on my phone.'

Dinosaur Group Think

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

American Gothic Selfie

'We hoped you'd respond more enthusiastically to our incentive program.'

'Item 56(B), we need to schedule a series of meetings to discuss whether we should have a meeting to look at whether we're having too many meetings!'

'I'm still working on my novel. In the meantime, and this is between you and me, I make ends meet by writing all those cat memes you see on Facebook.'

Hall of Fake Presidents

"It's a battle of wills - I'm refusing to do anything for his 'funny cat videos' web page."

tbt

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

"Go on in—he's expecting you."