Market Watch Enthusiast Pillows

"I don't like the look of this."

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

'Whoever said 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself' never had a room full of angry shareholders.'

Business of Fingerpointing Line Art

Professor Wiles grows insufferable.

Wall Street Couch

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

Sundial Time

World Economic Crisis.

Economy - USA.

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."

'For Harland, the only game in town is the bulls versus the bears...'

Frank & Ernie's Carrot, Beet, Potato Farm. Lunch break's over --- Shall we return to our roots?

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

Why markets crash.

'The Truth-in-advertising people want us to call ourselves the 'Sluggish Fund Group'.'

Hedge Fund: Our 'Swaps' which mimic stocks, were voted #1 derivative of the year!

'The good news is we've finally turned the corner. The bad news is, no government bailout.'

Jumping Wall Street.

'They say a fool and his money are soon parted. Here's a list of fools. Make it happen.'

'Just to let you know the cause of your pain and my advice is Quite Watching Stock Prices Go Up And Down.'

Standard And P****d.

Man looking at watch while a cuckoo comes out of his head

"Presidential approval ratings. US stock market confidence indices. U.S. dollar index. So much winning."

It tells you the time? That's all it does? Well, isn't that just the cutest little thing?

"You know, no matter how much you stare at your watch, summer isn't going to come any faster."

Larry's Literary Market

Travel looks strong!

'Mr Rombly has cancelled his appointment. The Dow is up and he's feeling no pain.'

'We're counting on inflation.'

Waking Up With Rooster.

"AXP 0.78, AIG 1.12, T 2.63. . ."

Early attempts at standardising currency.

"Let's try to think of something that untold millions of people will buy."