Market Trend Explorer Mugs

"Have you heard the term, 'dead cat bounce'?"

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

'The only certainties in life are birth, death, taxes, and stock market uncertainty.'

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

At the market

'The recession is over, again.'

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

Men on escalators reading newspapers, shares are going up on the up escalator and down on the down escalator.

"On Wall Street today, news of lower interest rates sent the stock market up, but then the expectation that these rates would be inflationary sent the market down, until the realization that lower rates might stimulate the sluggish economy pushed the mark

"Using worst case scenario as a baseline, I consider this data quite encouraging."

"We're always excited to hear from analysts who are bullish on the market."

Out of control

"I suppose you're all wondering why I called this meeting today."

'Actually, they're a hybrid. They are a blue-chip, common stock.'

The Euro - R.I.P.

"To say things are bad is an UNDERSTATEMENT...We're staring into a FINANCIAL ABYSS, the COLLAPSE of the banking sector...On the other hand some experts believe that things will be back to normal in a few months ."

The Decline of the Euro.

Investments: Remember, Time Heals All Stocks.

'In conclusion; our major contract expires tomorrow, we have no idea what we want, and no knowledge of the market, It is time to pass this across to the Procurement Team...'

'I just checked my portfolio and it's worth a small fortune. Unfortunately, I started with a large fortune.'

"Look the competition has a big, stupid product. We need a big, stupid product of our own, and we need it now!"

'Commerical real estates' man excited by peak in sleeping 'Rental rates' monitor

'Just this once, but I want a piece of the action.'

'I know about the birds and the bees. Can you tell me about making a bundle trading derivatives?'

'There's a bear on line one and a bull on line two. Who do you want me to put through first?'

'We've had a marginal advance-decline on a near-term buy-out, but no one knows if that translates as a downturn or an up-tick.'

An August Bank-Holiday in the East End.

Bought GE stock at its high.

Assets On Hand/Familiarity With Landscape

'Sometimes I think the market is trying to tell us something, Ferguson...'

"Let's have a moment's silence to remember the profits we used to make."

'Remember kid, if the market goes down, it's a buying opportunity and if the market goes up it's the start of a rally.'

The Stock Market

Caveman to business partner selling rocks: 'Maybe we should diversify into sticks.'