Market Trend Enthusiasts Mugs

"We don't have a term for people who crave bear markets."

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

'The recession is over, again.'

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."

Why markets crash.

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

Hedge Fund: Our 'Swaps' which mimic stocks, were voted #1 derivative of the year!

Jumping Wall Street.

"On Wall Street today, news of lower interest rates sent the stock market up, but then the expectation that these rates would be inflationary sent the market down, until the realization that lower rates might stimulate the sluggish economy pushed the mark

"We're always excited to hear from analysts who are bullish on the market."

'Actually, they're a hybrid. They are a blue-chip, common stock.'

"I suppose you're all wondering why I called this meeting today."

'Mr Rombly has cancelled his appointment. The Dow is up and he's feeling no pain.'

'Stocks shot up. . . no one on the committee could understand a word that Bernanke was saying.'

"AXP 0.78, AIG 1.12, T 2.63. . ."

"Let's try to think of something that untold millions of people will buy."

"Market euphoria is at an all time high."

'Today, stocks rose on the news that the more people have, the more they want.'

'The only certainties in life are birth, death, taxes, and stock market uncertainty.'

The Decline of the Euro.

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

Investments: Remember, Time Heals All Stocks.

'The bailouts worked, the stock market shot up to 15,000 and everyone was relieved.'

'I just checked my portfolio and it's worth a small fortune. Unfortunately, I started with a large fortune.'

"Look the competition has a big, stupid product. We need a big, stupid product of our own, and we need it now!"

'Today, emerging market funds rose on news the American dream is alive and well in Thailand, Singapore, China. . .'

'Commerical real estates' man excited by peak in sleeping 'Rental rates' monitor

'Just this once, but I want a piece of the action.'

"I recommend you invest in oil. Prices are down now, but auto leaks are up."

'There's a bear on line one and a bull on line two. Who do you want me to put through first?'

'We've had a marginal advance-decline on a near-term buy-out, but no one knows if that translates as a downturn or an up-tick.'

Wall Street Investing.

'Less spare change under the cushion is my leading economic indicator!'