Market Trader Mugs

"I'm a local craftsperson - I make money."

1668: Just before innuendo was invented.

Spot the Difference: Junk and Antiques

Costermongers Convening at Billingsgate Market

Street Butcher at New Cut Market, Lambeth

The Streets - Morning

Dodgem parked on Office of Fair Trading Car Park

'The devil wasn't interested in my soul. I ended up selling it to the bloke down the market with the dodgy CDs.'

'Look! I grew a carrot!'

'Remember, shares can also go down...'

"We don't do a lot of street haggling in this town."

"Nose and t*ts, three grand, and I'll chuck in a face-lift."

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

The day the stock market went UP.

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

Build Your Own Portfolio

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

Sales chart is buildings in background.

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

City Boy.

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

"My tariffs will move the world in a new direction!!"

"Until we get a bigger chart, we're estimating it's now about up to here."

Economic Outlook Conference - 'Remember the seating is optimist, pessimist, optimist,...'