Market Trader Mugs

"I'm a local craftsperson - I make money."

1668: Just before innuendo was invented.

Spot the Difference: Junk and Antiques

Costermongers Convening at Billingsgate Market

Street Butcher at New Cut Market, Lambeth

The Streets - Morning

Dodgem parked on Office of Fair Trading Car Park

'The devil wasn't interested in my soul. I ended up selling it to the bloke down the market with the dodgy CDs.'

'Look! I grew a carrot!'

'Remember, shares can also go down...'

"We don't do a lot of street haggling in this town."

"Nose and t*ts, three grand, and I'll chuck in a face-lift."

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

The day the stock market went UP.

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

Build Your Own Portfolio

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

Sales chart is buildings in background.

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

City Boy.

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

"My tariffs will move the world in a new direction!!"

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

Economic Outlook Conference - 'Remember the seating is optimist, pessimist, optimist,...'

"Until we get a bigger chart, we're estimating it's now about up to here."