Market Risk Tamer Prints

"The first thing we should do is get you two into a good mutual fund. Let me get out the 'Magic 8 Ball' and we'll fun some options."

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Storm in the out tray

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

'The bad news is it's all our client's money.'

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

Mediation Process

'Now let's proceed downstairs and see where our stock shares presently sits,'

'He refused to climb the ladder without a safety net.'

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

Very fat 'Office' facing more waiters with trays of demand

The weightless office.

Luck is when good classroom management skills meets a day when distruptice students are absent.

Bob liked getting involved - but not actively involved.

'Hurry, it's having a nervous breakdown!'

'What's your tolerance for risk?'

Man in office fencing with pieces of paper flying about

The Clipping

Man look over neighbours fence at a man mowing his lawn. He is wearing a suit of armour to protect him from stones being thrown up by mower.

"Kid, I'm begging you, please stop farting."

File room: A subsidiary of the black hole of the universe

"I replaced my G.P.S with auto correct, and every time I try to go right, it makes me go write...."

'Except...That.'

"There's you panicking about monkeys all over the car and they haven't come anywhere near us!"

"I've got a lap dog and a laptop cat."

'OK, Connor. Tell me about this big, scary monster that you feel is under your bed at night.'

"Phew! I narrowly avoided a near miss!"

Wonder Woman!

'With these crazy markets, you have to diversify to protect your money. Put some under your mattress, some in your sock drawer, maybe some in a hole in the yard...'

"You'll be on the road most days, but when you do come in, this will be your docking station."

'He micromanages all our trades.'

"I haven't seen you look at your me-phone for five whole minutes. What gives?"

Computer Time Bomb.

"Hello? IT support? I think my hard drive is fragmented."