Market Mystery Solver Pillows

'On Wall Street, stocks and bonds dropped on news that past performance is no guarantee of future results...'

"See - when interest rates go down, stocks go up. And when rates go up, stocks go down. Except when they don't."

'I can understand Heisenberg's equation and Schrodinger's equation for quantum mechanics but I cannot understand derivative trading.'

Miss Smith, try and find out who we are working for today.

'We never act on market rumors until they pass the 'squelch' test.'

"This may require some explaining."

" ... and markets closed lower today on news that markets would close lower today."

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

Barks in code.

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

A boy acting suspiciously

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

Murder in Apartment 6-K

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

I understand that our cat Magus died. I miss her a lot. But I wish my parents wouldn't tiptoe around it. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You don't have to watch Youtube clips of CSI: Miami to understand that death is a part of life. The thing I don't understand about our cat's death is, who would've killed her and left a mountain of unresolved clues that only a crack forensics team can figure out? Where were you at 8:45 p.m.? The Youtube Generation grows up fast.

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

'Time machine materialises in Westminster Lord Lucan arrested'

"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

"So that's where all the socks ended up!"

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.