Market Mystery Solver Pillows

'On Wall Street, stocks and bonds dropped on news that past performance is no guarantee of future results...'

"See - when interest rates go down, stocks go up. And when rates go up, stocks go down. Except when they don't."

'I can understand Heisenberg's equation and Schrodinger's equation for quantum mechanics but I cannot understand derivative trading.'

Miss Smith, try and find out who we are working for today.

'We never act on market rumors until they pass the 'squelch' test.'

"This may require some explaining."

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

Barks in code.

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

A boy acting suspiciously

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

Murder in Apartment 6-K

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"

"True crime meets reality TV"

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

"So that's where all the socks ended up!"

"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

'Time machine materialises in Westminster Lord Lucan arrested'

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.