Market Musings Mugs

'Having investment jitters when the market is not experiencing jitters, is perfectly normal.'

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

"Gentlemen, we're missing a great opportunity by not hitching this company to the current tailspin."

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

Will work for ETFs

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

Made in China

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

"Well, either you're hopelessly optimistic or hopelessly short-sighted."

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

'The recession is over, again.'

Manufacturing will take place in China...So what role does Europe have?...you borrow money to be the customer

'How to time the market' seminar - 2pm, postponed to 3pm, then to 4pm.

Hedge fund sharks attacking 'The Markets' ship.

"It's simple supply and demand. The shorter the supply, the more money we demand."

"Everything's gone up."

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

Medical Equipment profit chart.

"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government."

'Competition is good...unless it's too good.'

'Now let's proceed downstairs and see where our stock shares presently sits,'

Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.

Counting my Bonus...

'Mr Rombly has cancelled his appointment. The Dow is up and he's feeling no pain.'

'The next big thing is ultra nano.'

Business Outlook

"Why is our company always at the back of the wagon train?"

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."