Market Mood Navigator Prints

'Stocks dropped today, proving once again that 'life sucks'.'

The day the stock market went UP.

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

'The recession is over, again.'

"We're always excited to hear from analysts who are bullish on the market."

"I suppose you're all wondering why I called this meeting today."

'Do you want to reschedule? Normally he has a magnetic personality, but today he seems to have reversed polarity.'

'The only certainties in life are birth, death, taxes, and stock market uncertainty.'

Investments: Remember, Time Heals All Stocks.

The Decline of the Euro.

'I just checked my portfolio and it's worth a small fortune. Unfortunately, I started with a large fortune.'

"Look the competition has a big, stupid product. We need a big, stupid product of our own, and we need it now!"

'Commerical real estates' man excited by peak in sleeping 'Rental rates' monitor

Profit Chart with Happy and Sad Faces.

'Watch your step, counselor; I can go from zero to bitch in 3.2 seconds.'

'Sometimes I think the market is trying to tell us something, Ferguson...'

'Stocks edged higher on the news Greenspan said investors are 'irrationally gloomy'.'

Everyone at happy hour is grumpy.

Elevator buttons read: Way Up/up/Down/Way Down.

'They make you feel insignificant, don't they?'

"This next song is about those times when you don't feel really happy or really sad, but just feel okay."

"What's it all about?"

'Every time he lectures about serotonin, he puts me to sleep.'

Acme Group shareholders meeting - As soon as he said 'money isn't everything' I knew we were in trouble.

Wall Street walking traffic sign flashes 'Worry' and 'Don't Worry.'

Bipolar bear.

"Sounds like you're suffering from slow self-esteem."

'She vacillates between PBS and PMS.'

'Well, it's common for folks to feel a sense of doom in the fall. The shorter days, falling leaves, dank weather can all trigger a case of the blues.'

'And their financial E.K.G. shows that they are in excellent health.'

Bull and bear in boxing ring.

Rainy Days

"Have you heard the term, 'dead cat bounce'?"

'I'm starting to wonder if all my 'Account Executive' got on her broker's exam was nail polish.'