Market Maze Master Mugs

Supermarket Traffic

The president's men

What My Day Feels Like

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

"I am not asking for directions."

"Ed and Helen's portfolio rose 3 point today on Dave's purchase of 100 shares..."

"Genius is 1% inspiration, 99% budget allocation."

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

At the mobile tracking test lab.

Yeah, you're right. She's playing hard-to-get.

Woman at a desk with in out boxes marked Market Up Market Down.

'The project is a little behind schedule. It was proactive, now it's retroactive.'

"Do you swear to calm the jittery financial markets, all the jittery financial markets and nothing but the jittery financial markets, so help you God?"

...I wonder who started the rumour of your resignation?

Falling stocks appear to be rising when man stands on his head.

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

Cheer up, you'll get your day.

"We fell for this last time remember..."

"These are magic beans, my boy. Their value comes from growth and scale, not revenue."

Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.

"So our agreed strategy is to dominate the market and it creeps profits by 670%. Anybody any idea how to do it?"

Where there's a Mall--There's a Way.

Science and Coronavirus

"He can give you five minutes if you can find him."

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

Ok, now the Swedish mouse is just showing off. IKEA maze.

'No doubt about it, John, zero does represent a critical support level for this stock.'

A statue of a businessman in a park with an inscription that reads "Outperformed the market".

"I've accepted that I'm getting richer."

'Sir, Ms. Selby is here for your 3:00 meeting.'

"Are you sure you're not just teaching to the test?"

"What works in the laboratory may not in real life."

(I'm afraid someone is going to expose me as a phony, a fraud, … A complete charlatan.) (Uh, oh! He's on to me!)

'I've been a broker for almost three days and I've never seen the market act like this.'