Market Maneuverer Prints

"The stock market roller coaster rides of late have taught me a thing or two. Sell all your assets and stick with cash."

The president's men

'I think I know what the problem is!'

See you at the farmers market!

Economic Outlook Conference - 'Remember the seating is optimist, pessimist, optimist,...'

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

"We're counting on you to reverse this trend before this afternoon's investors meeting."

'Why are you arguing? The customer is always right, you know! 'But he called you a crook!'

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

Hedge fund sharks attacking 'The Markets' ship.

"It's simple supply and demand. The shorter the supply, the more money we demand."

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

Aggressive growth fund loses money shorting gold.

Woman at a desk with in out boxes marked Market Up Market Down.

'Look on the bright side; you got out of that stock before it became...unstable.'

"Do you swear to calm the jittery financial markets, all the jittery financial markets and nothing but the jittery financial markets, so help you God?"

...I wonder who started the rumour of your resignation?

'Competition is good...unless it's too good.'

Cheer up, you'll get your day.

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

The Invisible Hand of the Market

"So our agreed strategy is to dominate the market and it creeps profits by 670%. Anybody any idea how to do it?"

Investment analyst Renald P. is going to frighten the market.

The bailout.

A statue of a businessman in a park with an inscription that reads "Outperformed the market".

'Profit in the garbage.'

'Tropical fruit, imported cheese, coconuts...I'm not really into that 'eat locally' stuff.'

'Mr Sims, in honor of your portfolio, we're flying our flag at half-mast.'

'Good news! I think we can make your portfolio quite bearable.'

'No doubt about it, John, zero does represent a critical support level for this stock.'

"That was a rumor day."

"The economic modeling of our economic modeling suggests we need to remodel."

Sketches by Boz - Monmouth Street

'Oh dear. I seem to have put the decimal point in the wrong place again.'

'What did the fund manager say to the investment advisor?'