Market Juggler T-Shirts

"It's not begging if you've been to college. It's attempting to arrange interim financing while restructuring your debt load."

'Until that stabilizes, we will be monitoring your doses of market news.'

Traders lift 'Up' 'Down' 'Mixed'

'Oh, dear. Declines outnumbered advances.'

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

Areas of the Body Where Stress Can Manifest

"Well the good news is that after the reorganisation you'll be leading the team."

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

'The golden eggs are great... but I need you to lay a golden parachute.'

"Well, I've emailed, faxed, and phoned Dobson. Maybe I should just walk down the hall and talk to him..."

There now, that wasn't too difficult was it!

'Just to let you know the cause of your pain and my advice is Quite Watching Stock Prices Go Up And Down.'

'We need a product line that will stimulate our profit line.'

'The market shifted on me.'

"We are extremely short-staffed here and you would need to be okay with that. For example I’m the janitor, but I also do interviews in between emptying trash cans."

"I'm afraid that following the audit, Mr. Davis is no longer with us... On the bright side, the corner office is now available!"

Call Your Office

"We don't have a grievance committee, but we have a grieving committee for fired employees."

'It may well be nesting J.T but damn it, you've got a company to turn.'

"Ambitions... to make a career change from tourism to sales."

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

'This stuff is all well and good son, but when are you going to get a proper job?'

"When you reach the bottom of the pile, you'll find this week's paycheck."

"They pay well but they expect a lot from you."

"With great power comes great, great stress."

'Restaurant' in bad need of staff

'Man, I've bought heaps on my credit card this month...It always amazes me...How many things I'd rather have than money.'

'We're looking for people who like to take work home.'

Very fat 'Office' facing more waiters with trays of demand

Multitasking executive dog

"I'm concerned, Larry. All you seem to do lately is put out fires and run around like a..."