Market Innovator Gifts

We small retailers have to stick together. To make one giant retailer.

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

"Hmmm ... that's interesting. Now, what about ideas that don't suck - do you have any of those?"

"You're a genius, Shaw. This is an idea whose copyright has expired."

'I think the new V. P. of Global Development is here.'

Blue sky thinking

A secretary at a desk with a nameplate the says Dot Com.

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

'She posted her first blog today.'

"Remember when we kicked him off Mars?"

What've you been up to since college, Lemont? Oh, I became a journalist … had a kid, blah blah … but I wanna hear about you, Rudy. Grigori Rasputin. How've you been all these years? How's your Uncle Mort? Are you a Russian spy? Boop boop boop. How'd that stomach-tumble-translator startup you founded in the nineties go? Wait ... what did you say you became? What do they have on President Trump? How's your cat? Boop.

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

'Frankly, I'm not sure this whole idea-sharing thing is working.'

"Well, I've emailed, faxed, and phoned Dobson. Maybe I should just walk down the hall and talk to him..."

Cloud Computing.

Aluminium Henge

'I want to see more blue sky thinking.'

"Wow! That's some PowerPoint presentation."

'I hope you don't mind me bringing a few medical students in to see you. '

'On the other hand, they could just be the sort of bold and aggressive management this firm needs.'

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

My First Bitcoin.

"I'm a pragmatist, Leon. Before I put a new product on the market, I ask myself, 'Will it sell?' "

"Pretty impressive for a product of a 3-D printer."

'Have your people facebook my people.'

The power of the brain

"I'm really great thanks. The boss loves my ideas, he says I'm ahead of my time!" "Hi John, how are you? Good meeting?"

Suggestion and 'outside-the-box' suggestions.

'Are you thinking what I'm thinking?'

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

"We have a new line of designer hedge funds...the Topiary Group."

"That 'give it away free' strategy certainly worked well."

"In the marketplace of ideas, we may not have the best ideas, but we have the best marketing."

'We can't rely upon pas successes...we have to radically restructure the way we work, change our core values and build form the ground up.'

'This is a 'million dollar idea', Simms, unfortunately, our debt is two million dollars.'