Market Graph Maverick Mugs

Finance piracy

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

'I think I know what the problem is!'

"That new drug causes flatulence."

"For details on the bear market, here's a bear..."

We need to put more money into Lithuanian sardine futures...I think that warrants bonuses all around!

Dow Jones drop

"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!"

His temperature appears to rise and fall with the FT index

'These latest figure are encouraging...'

'The market shifted on me.'

"Jerry's blood pressure jumped to a six month high on News of the dollar's weakness."

'If you must know... I got the ten-million-dollar bonus this year because... instead of losing 15-million-dollars, we could of possibly lost much, much more!'

Vulture sitting over a plummeting graph.

"My name's Edwin, and I'm addicted to risk."

'You have a balanced investment portfolio. Everything you own is losing money equally.'

"Which way up do you want it?"

'That concludes the annual report, I will now fend off questions from the stockholders.'

The Contrarian funds

"AXP 0.78, AIG 1.12, T 2.63. . ."

The two faces of capitalism.

The End is Nigh

Got out of the market too soon; got back in too late.

Yomp Investments - Big risks sometimes means BIG BUCKS!: 'I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'...'

'The only certainties in life are birth, death, taxes, and stock market uncertainty.'

(Stocks) (Bonds) (Off Wall St.)

'The Karma of the marketplace is about to overwhelm the Dogma of policy making,'

Euro parachute is not keeping Europe aloft.

"Looks like the high tech shares have taken another fall."

"Today on Wall Street, yesterday's panic selling was replaced by panic buying."

'While your word is your bond, at this point it's a junk bond.'