Market Expert Mugs

"The combined total of major-league batting averages was down three and a half points today. Outs outnumbered hits four to one, on a total of fourteen hundred at-bats."

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!'

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

"Of course this'll be a great year. The data, sales projections, customer surveys, and my mom all think so."

'Today the stock market was moribund, as growth equities sputtered and bonds dipped due to the inverted yield curve. I'd translate that into layman's terms...but they don't pay me enough.'

"Actual results indicate that the statistical analysis of the data which projections were based on may have been wrong."

'I think I know what the problem is!'

"...Our extensive in house survey found that 82% of you think in house surveys are a waste of time."

European currency on the edge.

"Remember Mr. Cockbundle is not just a 'customer', he is an important source of valuable and readily marketable data."

'It's our own consumer confidence test. Throw some nickels out and if they're picked up in 5 minutes confidence is really low!'

"What if, instead of the safe being filled with rawhide, it's filled with catnip and mice!" "No one will buy it." "Drugs and rodents? Who's our demographic?" "The Simpsons already did that."

Economy - USA.

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

Business is off the chart.

'For Harland, the only game in town is the bulls versus the bears...'

Manufacturing will take place in China...So what role does Europe have?...you borrow money to be the customer

'Remember, an economic boom is usually followed by an economic kaboom,'

'How to time the market' seminar - 2pm, postponed to 3pm, then to 4pm.

Hedge fund sharks attacking 'The Markets' ship.

Barack Obama, Angela Merkel and David Cameron are ecstatic about the possibility of a free trade agreement between the U.S. and the European Union.

Aggressive growth fund loses money shorting gold.

Woman at a desk with in out boxes marked Market Up Market Down.

Early Attempt at Quantitative Easing.