Market Analyzer Prints

"Blame the messenger."

"Fred Hartner! How are you doing these days-vis-à-vis the yen? The franc? The mark?"

"I'm a pragmatist, Leon. Before I put a new product on the market, I ask myself, 'Will it sell?' "

Estate Agent - 'They're all mine.'

Sadder and Wiser Investment Co.

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!'

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

"Gentlemen, we're missing a great opportunity by not hitching this company to the current tailspin."

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

Will work for ETFs

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

'Today the stock market was moribund, as growth equities sputtered and bonds dipped due to the inverted yield curve. I'd translate that into layman's terms...but they don't pay me enough.'

"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"

At the market

"Well, either you're hopelessly optimistic or hopelessly short-sighted."

'Remember, an economic boom is usually followed by an economic kaboom,'

'How to time the market' seminar - 2pm, postponed to 3pm, then to 4pm.

Hedge fund sharks attacking 'The Markets' ship.

"It's simple supply and demand. The shorter the supply, the more money we demand."

'We must grasp this new opportunity'

'Believe me dad. I'm on the school math team. If your investments declined 50 then increased 50 you did not break even.'

"On Wall Street today, news of lower interest rates sent the stock market up, but then the expectation that these rates would be inflationary sent the market down, until the realization that lower rates might stimulate the sluggish economy pushed the mark

"There's a lot of uncertainty out there these days. Or not. Who knows?"

Medical Equipment profit chart.

"We're always excited to hear from analysts who are bullish on the market."

...I wonder who started the rumour of your resignation?