Maritime Matchmakers T-Shirts

Our nautical-inspired t-shirts are ideal for maritime matchmakers who love oceanic charm and creative flair. Wear your passion on your sleeve with witty, stylish designs that celebrate their unique calling.

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"You may be in love, but can you support my daughter on what a herring makes?"

"You may be in love, but can you support my daughter on what a herring makes?" mockup

"You may be in love, but can you support my daughter on what a herring makes?"

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"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?" mockup

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

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"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows." mockup

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

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"And there was I thinking you'd been Beta tested."

"And there was I thinking you'd been Beta tested." mockup

"And there was I thinking you'd been Beta tested."

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"Have you tried carbon dating?"

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Today's love

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'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.' mockup

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

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"When the dating agency said you were full of beans..."

"When the dating agency said you were full of beans..." mockup

"When the dating agency said you were full of beans..."

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"You looked a lot bigger on your dating profile."

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"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya." mockup

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

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"This sounds promising. . . dark brown hair, loyal, cuddly and good in bed."

"This sounds promising. . . dark brown hair, loyal, cuddly and good in bed." mockup

"This sounds promising. . . dark brown hair, loyal, cuddly and good in bed."

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They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar, mockup

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

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"Today's numbers. . . seashells up one, lobsters up three, claims down one, mussels up one . . ."

"Today's numbers. . . seashells up one, lobsters up three, claims down one, mussels up one . . ." mockup

"Today's numbers. . . seashells up one, lobsters up three, claims down one, mussels up one . . ."

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'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!'

'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!' mockup

'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!'

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"She says you sound like 'fun'!"

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'Sir, you wanted an affectionate date capable of long term friendship...you said nothing about being allergic to fleas.'

'Sir, you wanted an affectionate date capable of long term friendship...you said nothing about being allergic to fleas.' mockup

'Sir, you wanted an affectionate date capable of long term friendship...you said nothing about being allergic to fleas.'

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'Are you thinking what I'm thinking?' mockup

'Are you thinking what I'm thinking?'

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"I don' want another weather forcaster - they're too unpredictable."

"I don' want another weather forcaster - they're too unpredictable." mockup

"I don' want another weather forcaster - they're too unpredictable."

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"I'm all for diversity. Let's get someone in here who knows what they're doing."

"I'm all for diversity. Let's get someone in here who knows what they're doing." mockup

"I'm all for diversity. Let's get someone in here who knows what they're doing."

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Acme Dating Service

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"...and if anyone here suspects that the algorithm that put these two together might be flawed, speak now..."

"...and if anyone here suspects that the algorithm that put these two together might be flawed, speak now..." mockup

"...and if anyone here suspects that the algorithm that put these two together might be flawed, speak now..."

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"'Single'? With this kind of income? Oh, have I got a dependant for you!"

"'Single'? With this kind of income? Oh, have I got a dependant for you!" mockup

"'Single'? With this kind of income? Oh, have I got a dependant for you!"

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'Top is right! He's a scaffolder working on a tower block'

'Top is right! He's a scaffolder working on a tower block' mockup

'Top is right! He's a scaffolder working on a tower block'

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Match maker

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"AI can now scan dating sites and find your best match."

"AI can now scan dating sites and find your best match." mockup

"AI can now scan dating sites and find your best match."

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Sidekick speed matching service.

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"Ironically, I think I'm experiencing job burn out!"

"Ironically, I think I'm experiencing job burn out!" mockup

"Ironically, I think I'm experiencing job burn out!"

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"Nothing works with this guy. Would you like us to shoot the pool guy?"

"Nothing works with this guy. Would you like us to shoot the pool guy?" mockup

"Nothing works with this guy. Would you like us to shoot the pool guy?"

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"I did warn you. Mum can take her time warming to a new boyfriend."

"I did warn you. Mum can take her time warming to a new boyfriend." mockup

"I did warn you. Mum can take her time warming to a new boyfriend."

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Body language interpreters - "He likes you and wishes to dance with you." "That's a get lost."

Body language interpreters - "He likes you and wishes to dance with you." "That's a get lost." mockup

Body language interpreters - "He likes you and wishes to dance with you." "That's a get lost."

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'Inform him I dislike it when he uses the dog to communicate.'

'Inform him I dislike it when he uses the dog to communicate.' mockup

'Inform him I dislike it when he uses the dog to communicate.'

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'Jeremy, why can't we talk instead of you bottling things up all the time?'

'Jeremy, why can't we talk instead of you bottling things up all the time?' mockup

'Jeremy, why can't we talk instead of you bottling things up all the time?'

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"I don't believe you can't get close to anyone, Mr Jones. Get back over your own side."

"I don't believe you can't get close to anyone, Mr Jones. Get back over your own side." mockup

"I don't believe you can't get close to anyone, Mr Jones. Get back over your own side."

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"When we have fun, we really have fun." mockup

"When we have fun, we really have fun."

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"I'm not looking for Mr.Right, Just Mr. Swipe-right!"

"I'm not looking for Mr.Right, Just Mr. Swipe-right!" mockup

"I'm not looking for Mr.Right, Just Mr. Swipe-right!"

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Maritime Matchmakers T-Shirts Collection

Maritime Matchmakers Mugs

Discover our range of nautical-themed mugs perfect for maritime matchmakers. Find the ideal gift that combines humor, style, and a love for the sea.

Maritime Matchmakers Pillows

Decorate their space with nautical matchmaker pillows. Stylish, cozy, and sprinkled with sea-inspired humor—ideal for any maritime-loving professional or enthusiast.

Maritime Matchmakers Prints

Enhance their environment with maritime-themed prints. Beautiful, witty, and perfect for celebrating their love of the sea and their craft in connection-building.