Maritime Adventurer Prints

Sea weed harvest.

'It's going down! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE! Wait a minute... How silly of me... We've got lifeboats!'

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

'I want to be the first mountain goat to sail the seven seas...'

Submarine Attacks

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

Flying Dutchman

"I bet you thought that because you'd been castaway for forty years, you'd get off with your six month prison sentence."

Ship

"Take heed, young stranger - these here be dangerous waters...."

"As I was only saying the other day..."

"It looks like Blackbeard had medical supplies on his ship. Apparently, even pirates had health benefits."

'Ever slept on a waterbed before?'

'I thought you loved my coconut shrimp.'

The Rind of the Ancient Mariner.

Giant squid attacks ship. Pirate asks: 'Who ordered the calamari?'

Boat hits rocks because of dim glow from low-energy lighthouse.

'As a young rat, I traveled the world as a stowaway on a merchant navy ship...'

"Arrrrrrrrr. This be bad."

"It's worse than salty - it tastes like detergent."

'Jack?! Long time no see! Gimme a high five!'

"Let’s draw him closer to New Bedford — we’ll get cell service there and Instagram the heck out of this!"

Seagiraffes

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Bring your own inflatable.

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Captain in a storm

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Lazy Octopus

Sailor in Car.

Thinks he's too cool for school.

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."