Marine Mythologist Prints

'You see, son, we are all made in His Image.'

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

Venus

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

The Elliot Ness monster.

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

Viking Loch Ness

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

'Actually, there's no interview necessary. Just pull out the sword and the job's yours.'

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

The Death Of Venus

Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

Greek A-Z Map,

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

'What did St. Patrick have against snakes?'

'It was this big. I swear'

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

The Kali De Milo.

'You like my fancy dress? - I'm not wearing fancy dress.'

Europa takes a selfie

Vesta

'The gods are perplexing.'

"Got to go. I just heard a faint 'shazam."

'Let me get this straight: you'll answer three questions, but only three questions? No kidding? Boy, is this my lucky day or what?'

'Any luck, Diogenes?'

Evolution of the Trojan Horse

"You have a valid social security number, a photo ID, and a credit score. As far as I'm concerned, you exist."