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"Who farted?"

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

No caption. (On a pirate ship various flags fly, including flags with a skull and crossbones and other banners showing logos from various social media sites. On the boat deck below, a pirate is looking at his cell phone).

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

"I don't do windows."

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

Sperm Whale.

"I don't think I can fit that into my schedule, Irv. I've got a fishing boat to attack this morning, a beach to terrorize this afternoon and a feeding frenzy this evening!"

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

Shark food pyramid.

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

'Where do you want to go for breakfast, fancy an Australian or do you want to nip over to Hawaii?'

'This is definitely not your typical beaching.'

Making fun of Starfish.

'It's a long and narrow home: A perfect fit for you Mr Eel...'

"I've been at loose ends lately."

"I was caught and released. But according to news reports, I remain a fish of interest."

'Little is known about these amazing creatures, as there have only been a few live sightings, by giant squid scientists. Despite previous beliefs, they are actually a land animal, as the fins and respiratory system are removable.'

"What's the name of our sea?"

Celebrate National Submarine Day.

"You see, I told you I could play the bugle and sing at the same time..."

Fish astronaut stands proudly on a beach.

"It's just me, the algae-eater. Mind if I tidy up a bit in here?"

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

Whale Watch Tours.

Sponge Blog

"It was an accident! How many times must I apologize?"

Plankton impersonator gets stuck in a whale.

'I got one this small.'