Marine Life Study Prints

"I live in dread of being mistaken for an undersea energy cable."

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

'You were right it wasn't Jacques Cousteau.'

"If you knew what you looked like in there, you wouldn't be so happy."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

Seagiraffes

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Desert Island Meals.

Faster, Georges, faster!

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

Bite out of fishing pier.

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

Horror movies

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

Captain in a storm

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

The one that got away

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

Lazy Octopus

"The hyenas started it."

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

"Mind the whale, dear."

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."