Marine Life Observer Pillows

'Wow Fred! The scientists that caught you called you 'Carcharodon Carcharias'... Wait till I tell the others...'

'They're always busy with something - they interact and they build things, but there's no indication that they actually think.'

"Just because you’re a right whale doesn’t mean you’re always right!"

"God, I hate these stuck up coastal elites!"

That's what you get for procrastinating.

Sleeping Fish.

"The sharks did a job on us, but on the brightside, a small school is friendlier than a large one!"

Mouth Breather/Bottom Feeder

"I'm glad he was elected. He does everything for the good of all of us."

"Come on, be a sport! The cliffs are lined with kids and bus-loads of retirees: let's give them a breaching display to remember!"

"Heads or tails?"

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

"Mind the whale, dear."

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"He was a sea rescue."

"Scuba cow"

"They're so like us."

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

Dolphin friendly tuna

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

How Swordfish Are Born

"Life: play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, first love, brief happiness, breakup, regret, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, play, work, play, w

Batman O' War

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

Watching Sea Life.

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

Life and Death

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

I'm not evolving - I just thought I should lower my salt intake.

"Congratulations on becoming a mom! Wow, he has such a big..."