Marine Life Fan Prints

'There goes the world's largest fish.'

'Yes, you're right: Circling the prey might be the simplest...'

A pod of bleached whales,

Gunfight at the O.K. Coral

Walter The Sea Monster

"So other fish swim around the ocean in FEAR?"

Sailors of the Early 1700's often mistook the manatee for a beautiful mermaid...

Remora bumper stickers

"And once again, our employee of the month is..."

Deep Sea Restaurant

'GPS systems don't work under water, so my job as a pilot fish is quite secure...'

'Blast it, Johnson, you're just not putting your best leg forward!'

Jellyfish ventriloquists,

'I blame my careers advisor. In a species whose teeth are continually replaced, there just isn't much call for dentistry.'

Hey, check this out! There's a guy walking on the water: Freaky!

Earlier I said the catch-of-the-day was shark. Well, now its perch. Don't ask.

'No matter how many times I wash this shirt I can never get rid of that dang fishy smell.'

'I've got one of those wobbly forwards trolleys!'

'I know! He has the worst breath!'

"The best thing about this costume is that I don't need to spend money renting a sword."

Octopus gets tickled pink

"Sorry Bob, but it looks like your Pilot Fish was collateral damage in the feeding frenzy..."

"So far so good, Bill's reverse psychology was working: no contenders had challenged him..."

"Mark my words: if that idiot says 'Dude, wake up and smell the blood in the water' ONE more time, I may have to eat him!"

"Don't worry, I'm fine, I just ate 3000 kilos of krill for lunch and I'm waiting an hour before I can go back in the water."

"Me, I don't nip swimmers anymore: I can't stand the sunscreen aftertaste..."

"I have to keep getting up in the middle of the night to squirt some ink."

Octopuses surf too.

"You're a bottlenose dolphin – find me a bottle!"

"Have you seen Martha lately? She's lost so much blubber on her new diet, she looks like an oceaned human.:

"I said, we're gettin' low on ice."

"She's very affectionate!"

"Wine?"

The humpback of Notre Dame

"OK Bob, I almost have the likeness right! One more time please..."