Marine Guardian Pillows

Fish Dying in the Oceans

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

...After the oil spill.

OH NO - Here come the wet-wipes..!!!

The Zoo.

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

"Tommy!"

"Well, young man... just consider yourself grounded!"

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

'Can you tell me what I've written? I can't read!'

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

A baby playing on a grand piano

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

"Look, it's my word balloon."

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."

'I have answers to the kind of questions no one likes to ask.'

"An educational toy is my immediate goal, but my long range plan is to get him on Jeapordy!"

Fish want out of polluted river.

'The kids just love doing paint by numbers.'

"You can't make me eat Brussel sprouts Mum: it's illegal to force-feed geese in this country!"

"I passed the three R's. Now I need some R and R!"

"Next time make up your mind and just pick one!"

Bottled water straight from the Potomac, Congo and Ganges. Bottled waters that never had much market share.

"Stop complaining. At least I have parents!"

'We'll have him back on his feet and under yours in no time!'

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

"Sure I used drugs when I was your age, but they were all prescribed for acne."