Marine Fitness Buff Mugs

'I'm in good shape . . . I fitness swim up a waterfall!'

The Food Chain

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"I don't do windows."

'We're looking for athletic people.'

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"Wrong window. I’m a sea lion. You need an otter."

Keep Fit.

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

"Not more sleeve alterations?!"

Making fun of Starfish.

'This is definitely not your typical beaching.'

"I've been at loose ends lately."

'Mom... Dad... I'm a bottom feeder!'

"It's just me, the algae-eater. Mind if I tidy up a bit in here?"

Celebrate National Submarine Day.

"What's the name of our sea?"

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."