Marine Fitness Buff Mugs

'I'm in good shape . . . I fitness swim up a waterfall!'

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

The Food Chain

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

'We're looking for athletic people.'

"I don't do windows."

Keep Fit.

Sperm Whale.

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

"Wrong window. I’m a sea lion. You need an otter."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"I don't think I can fit that into my schedule, Irv. I've got a fishing boat to attack this morning, a beach to terrorize this afternoon and a feeding frenzy this evening!"

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

"Not more sleeve alterations?!"

"I've been at loose ends lately."

Making fun of Starfish.

'This is definitely not your typical beaching.'

'Mom... Dad... I'm a bottom feeder!'

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

Celebrate National Submarine Day.

"It's just me, the algae-eater. Mind if I tidy up a bit in here?"