Marine Biologist Dreamer Prints

Whale with a fish eye.

Polar bears

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Seagiraffes

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

Desert Island Meals.

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

Bite out of fishing pier.

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

The one that got away

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

"The hyenas started it."

The Food Chain

Crab with a clown face.

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

"We’re a lending aquarium."

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'Luxury cruise you said!'

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

'It must be the dead sea.'

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

'No, they're not my children. They gave me these for doing a good job at work.'

Leak in the fish tank.

underwater knight

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.