Marina Maven Mugs

"A thousand boats of static grace and I swear I saw one move!"

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

The adoration of the gels.

Muscles

Instructional guide to scribbling

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

"He's going to be O.K., but he still wants you to remarry."

'Have you no common scents?!'

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

"John, wake up, I think the mattress has stopped breathing."

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

The sunglasses.

"Arthur, I need my space."

Musical genres

See? Whenever he's mad at me, he turns off his Touch ID sensor.

"First, I'll read the minutes from your last weddings."

"Extra large sanitary pads and extra small ones, pads for the night..."

Carbon Dating

"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time."

'Sorry, you're just not built right for weightlifting.'

"Call me Ishmael."

Friends of the Royal Academy - Annual Dinner

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

Pigeons fly into an art museum and perch on sculptures.

Firearms Museum. Blunderbuss. That's funny, I always thought a "blunderbuss" was a messed-up kiss.

The Exhibition at the Royal Academy