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Flo figured that since she was using medical marijuana during chemo, she might as well go hippy retro.

Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!

"As soon as our state legalizes fireworks, gay marriage, and marijuana - I'm going to start throwing awesome parties you're not invited to."

Cannabis: Anti-seizure Medication

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

'Stocks are down. Bonds are down. Terrorism and natural disasters are up. Ask your doctor if medical marijuana is right for you...'

'Take two tokes of weed, Mrs Grunfield, and call me in the morning.'

"Medical marijuana hotline...press hash to continue."

Man to other coming out of Alternative Health Club: 'I had total joint replacement - they switched me from hemp to medical marijuana.'

'I'm sorry, Leonard, I can't prescribe marijuana for you. Boredom is not a medical problem.'

'Wow, the support for legalizing marijuana is really picking up!'

"If you ask me, you can't go wrong with this beautiful bouquet of marijuana."

"He's been like this ever since he stopped eating the stuff and began smoking it."

"I heard we're now legal in some states."

Opium Den 2019

'It's for my glaucoma.'

"I'd like to help, pal, but I'm on my way to arrest a guy for violating a 'no smoking' ordinance."

"I bet you want to legalize GAY marijuana too!"

"Are you going to dispense candy with that mouth?"

"My parents said they'd disown me if I ever took drugs...personally, I think it's the alcohol talking."

"I'm taking you off medicinal marijuana and putting you on medicinal harder stuff."

"You have a lot of boring health issues, so I'm prescribing medical marijuana for myself."

The Joint: State Deficits and Millions in Tax Revenue.

Decriminalization of Cannabis.

'This is your pilot speaking, we are now flying over Colorado.'

"It's from young Joe. He's in hot water with someone named Joycelyn Elders."

A is for Acid, B is for Barbiturates, C is for Crack....

Legalize it California...

'There are still some bugs in the system. We can prescribe pot, but we can't grow it, and the people who grow it, can't prescribe it.'

'No more black market pot!. . . Plus the tax revenue goes to schools and pot store regulation.'

'Isn't this where the sheriff burned that illegal marijuana patch?'

'I'm not suicidal - this is our office's designated smoking area.'

'I'd like to help you, but if we legalize this stuff, half the kids in Minnesota would be higher than a kite!'