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"Hey, we should totally move to Canada."

Flo figured that since she was using medical marijuana during chemo, she might as well go hippy retro.

Hemp Bombs

Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!

"As soon as our state legalizes fireworks, gay marriage, and marijuana - I'm going to start throwing awesome parties you're not invited to."

Cannabis: Anti-seizure Medication

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

'Stocks are down. Bonds are down. Terrorism and natural disasters are up. Ask your doctor if medical marijuana is right for you...'

'Take two tokes of weed, Mrs Grunfield, and call me in the morning.'

"Medical marijuana hotline...press hash to continue."

Man to other coming out of Alternative Health Club: 'I had total joint replacement - they switched me from hemp to medical marijuana.'

'I'm sorry, Leonard, I can't prescribe marijuana for you. Boredom is not a medical problem.'

"If you ask me, you can't go wrong with this beautiful bouquet of marijuana."

'Wow, the support for legalizing marijuana is really picking up!'

How Will You Spend Your Extra $5 an Hour?

"He's been like this ever since he stopped eating the stuff and began smoking it."

Opium Den 2019

Pharmacy: The Good Sh*t

"I heard we're now legal in some states."

'It's for my glaucoma.'

"I'd like to help, pal, but I'm on my way to arrest a guy for violating a 'no smoking' ordinance."

"My parents said they'd disown me if I ever took drugs...personally, I think it's the alcohol talking."

"I bet you want to legalize GAY marijuana too!"

"Are you going to dispense candy with that mouth?"

"I'm taking you off medicinal marijuana and putting you on medicinal harder stuff."

"You have a lot of boring health issues, so I'm prescribing medical marijuana for myself."

The Joint: State Deficits and Millions in Tax Revenue.

Decriminalization of Cannabis.

'This is your pilot speaking, we are now flying over Colorado.'

"It's from young Joe. He's in hot water with someone named Joycelyn Elders."

'There are still some bugs in the system. We can prescribe pot, but we can't grow it, and the people who grow it, can't prescribe it.'

'No more black market pot!. . . Plus the tax revenue goes to schools and pot store regulation.'

Legalize it California...

A is for Acid, B is for Barbiturates, C is for Crack....