Marathoner With A Sense Of Humor Prints

'Your shoe's untied.'

'What sort of mission statement is that?'

"In recognition of last month's little upward blip, I suggest we allow ourselves a spontaneous victory fist bump."

Out and In.

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

Group Think Time

'We haven't improved quality, but we've made it easier to return.'

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

'It's a lateral move, you'll now be getting all of Kramer's work too.'

'Ok, here's the meeting agenda ... it's gonna be a long one.'

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

'Thanks for coming to this 12.01 appointment, but I'm afraid my 12.02 has now arrived.'

'So, come back in fifteen minutes?...Twenty?'

'Mr. McCoy has been expecting you. If you'll have a seat, he should be with you within the next 6 hours.'

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

"We're all in the same boat, except it's more like a life raft than an actual boat."

'Remember, Bob, my door is always open...just not for you!'

'That's right, we're going all the way to the top floor ... I'm late for a meeting!'

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

'There's an absence of leadership in this authority,we need to explore the possibility of thinking about setting up a sub-committee to look into it.'

Employee attending a breakfast meeting in his pyjamas.

Phil, I'm just too depleted to function. I need to take the afternoon off and recharge my batteries.

"You're late, Myers!"

"When you have my schedule, you need large sticky notes."

"Rough day; I have a staff meeting at nine, presentation at ten, big conference call at noon and then at three I'm getting fired and escorted out of the building by security."

'We care because we haven't made enough money not to.'

Our parent company is not pleased with our work. They want all of us to register for a few remedial MBA courses.

'Are we having fun yet?'

'Tax considerations? Regulatory climate? Labor costs? - Hell, no! We're moving our headquarters cross-country because I feel like it!'

"Dunhomin"

'This new role will involve some extra responsibilities...of course you'll appreciate that there won't be any extra funding...it's a role for which you are uniquely qualified!'

"Yup, marathon meetings all day."

'This is a very bad report, Jenkins. Go to your cubicle.'

"I can check again, but Mr. Saunders usually insists on the full wait."

"I attend meetings therefore I am."