Marathon Day T-Shirts

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

Disorienteering

'My feet are killing me.'

"Portrait of a Lady"

'Your shoe's untied.'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

City Marathon.

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

TV-Man

31. 19. 55.7.

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

"I told him he should have trained more."

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

Couch and Potato

Man running

100k Desert Crawl

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

Boston Marathon: The First Responders.

Health

'He's in training for the marathon, he watches it every year.'

'He's known as the hardest-driving track coach in the country.'

'If you plan to run a half-marathon you won't want a stopwatch, you'll need a calendar!'

'I'll wait for Harold one more year. He hasn't crossed the finish line yet from the 1932 Olympic's marathon.'

'That Brown bears watching!'

'Costume - What costume?'

Finish line extended 20 miles.

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