Marathon Day T-Shirts

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

Disorienteering

'My feet are killing me.'

"Portrait of a Lady"

'Your shoe's untied.'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

City Marathon.

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

TV-Man

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

"I told him he should have trained more."

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

Man running

Couch and Potato

100k Desert Crawl

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

Boston Marathon: The First Responders.

Health

'He's in training for the marathon, he watches it every year.'

'If you plan to run a half-marathon you won't want a stopwatch, you'll need a calendar!'

'He's known as the hardest-driving track coach in the country.'

'That Brown bears watching!'

'I'll wait for Harold one more year. He hasn't crossed the finish line yet from the 1932 Olympic's marathon.'

'Costume - What costume?'

Finish line extended 20 miles.

Get a life

"Rum and coke...why, what do you drink on a fun run?"

'Ptuwah! This is tap water!'

'Let him go. We'll catch him in the backstretch. Hippos can run faster than humans, but only in short bursts.'