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"Did you pack the Vermont maple syrup?"

'It takes somewhere around thirty to fifty gallons of sap to make just one gallon of maple syrup, but only one bunny for rabbit stew.'

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

What makes us Canadian? It's in our DNeh!

Maple tree donating syrup at a syrup drive clinic.

'A beaver wearing a mountie hat riding a moose! Still think we haven't crossed into Canada?'

'Maple syrup? Really? Gosh, all these years I thought this was a mandatory drug screening!'

'More syrup anyone?'

'Your diet is so bad that your arteries are all blocked, but the angioplasty should open things up and get the maple syrup flowing again.'

Heavy syrup

MADE IN CANADA "Buy Canadian"..."Eh!"

A bear steals maple syrup for his pancakes.

Reindeer using maple syrup bucket as a toilet.

"I thought we'd decided to go with the maple."

"Nothing like fresh maple syrup."

Maple Festival & Pancake Breakfast

Sugar Maple: Regular/Calorie-Reduced

A Man Hangs Sap Buckets On The Lampposts

Don't move Gertrude. A little dash of maple syrup will sweeten you up.

"We serve REAL maple syrup."

Main St Ottowa

'Ok. Have your maple sugar on a stick, but watch me call the exterminator!'

'This is a ten year old whisky.' 'I suppose you were too stingey to buy a new one.'

Bear sucks maple sugar from tree.

"Ladies ladies, please. There's enough of me to go around."

"It's just sap - it doesn't need a bandage and a hug."

New York's Newest Neighborhood- Little Vermont.

Canadian Hockey

"Ha! The joke's on him. All I did was pee."