Maple Aficionado Mugs

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

Apples for sale

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple

D.I.Y

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

Retired Canadian t shirt guy.

'GM apples prevent Migraine'

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

What makes us Canadian? It's in our DNeh!

Looking at magnetic polarity one understands why an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

If Sir Issac Newton and William Tell were brothers, gravity would never have been discovered.

"Well, then - two apples a day."

Friends often dropped by and subjected Sir Isaac to a little good-natured ridicule.

The One That Newton Missed

Isaac Newton and the Apple Tree

Monkey dropping apples on Newton's head.

Eve's Gourmet Apple Recipes (snake with apple in its mouth).

'The biggest problem in this business is convincing your wife that money doesn't grow on trees.'

Three Scientists Who Discovered Gravity Before Isaac Newton Did

Mom's Diner: Apple Pie Filling.

'A beaver wearing a mountie hat riding a moose! Still think we haven't crossed into Canada?'

'Maple syrup? Really? Gosh, all these years I thought this was a mandatory drug screening!'

'Could you recommend a fruit that works for lawyers?'

"Mom, no more apples for teacher. It looks like bribery."

'Isaac Newton, doing...research.'

Man juggling apple core.

'I said an apple a day keeps the doctor away from you. I didn't say it keeps you away from the doctor.'

"Hey - Newton was right all along. . .!"

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